Twilight - 2008 - Dir. Hardwicke

I suspect that I am not the target audience for this series. Cause god knows, I'd never heard of Twilight until I saw the preview. And after seeing the preview, I was surprised to hear that TONS of people were excited for this. I guess there's a lot of teenage girls who have girl boners for vampires out there. I don't really know what else to say. This movie blew pretty hard. I mean, its tough to get into a romance where you don't like either one of the main characters. It didn't even really seem that romantic. All I can remember is pouting. Tons and tons of pouting. Everyone was very good at looking cold, uncomfortable, and sad. And that's really the gamut of the acting in this. I mean... they were the DULLEST actors. Ugh, I don't even want to RANT about this movie. I get bored thinking about having an opinion of it.

UNCONTROLLED LUST!