I've come to a point in my life where I rent softcore porn from Netflix without realizing it. I don't know how to feel about that exactly. But that being said, I really should have seen it coming with a title like Sex and Zen. I knew there was gonna be sex, but the amount of it and how graphic it was, well, that was a bit of a surprise. Despite all the sex, there was a great amount of comedy in it. In fact, it was WAAAY funnier than I expected. The movie is goofy, through and through. People having sex swinging on chains. Lesbian flute sex. Writing with genitals. I have to say, I wouldn't have expected a horse penis transplant scene to be so goofy. From its label as a "cautionary tale," I expected a deal of tragedy but the film manages to keep up a light-hearted tone, even when suicide becomes the order of the day. The film feels pretty well paced, it doesn't drag as much as a lot of these movies tend to.
Oh gross! She's growing hands out of her breasts!